Malcolm Smiles as Girlfriend Chokes.

                

Well, Malcolm... Are you just going to sit there, smuggly, as your girlfriend chokes to death...on ice cream? Really? You obviously don't give a damn, and are using her for your twisted amusements. I mean, what kind of sick fuck just sits back and watches someone choke on ice cream? and SMILES? smuggly? With a beer?.... Are you really not even going to put down your Hoegarden and attempt to TRY to Heimlich Manuver? By the look on your face, i'd think that you really just want to see her die. I mean, look at her. She's desperate for help, and is a breath away from being unconscious. She's choking.  And you just sit there. C'mon. Seriously. This is NOT okay. 

We take a short break...

from saying fuck you to malcolm to say thank you. thank you malcolm, despite the fact that you deliberately squeezed me last night in an attempt to make me pee my pants, you made up for it with your good hearted and sound advice today. so, thank you and you need to squeeze harder next time. wait, i take that back...

kthnxbai

Welcome!

its only appropriate that the first post be a testimony from malcolm seymour v's mother:

malcolm came out of me with a crown on his head, thought he was royal or something!


malcolm tells me this account is not all fact..."and a cigar in my mouth bitches...step aside..."