Thursday, January 29, 2009

Malcolm Smiles as Girlfriend Chokes.




Well, Malcolm... Are you just going to sit there, smuggly, as your girlfriend chokes to death...on ice cream? Really? You obviously don't give a damn, and are using her for your twisted amusements. I mean, what kind of sick fuck just sits back and watches someone choke on ice cream? and SMILES? smuggly? With a beer?.... Are you really not even going to put down your Hoegarden and attempt to TRY to Heimlich Manuver? By the look on your face, i'd think that you really just want to see her die. I mean, look at her. She's desperate for help, and is a breath away from being unconscious. She's choking.  And you just sit there. C'mon. Seriously. This is NOT okay. 

1 comment:

  1. i assume the word smuggly is derived from the word "smuggle". and to smile smuggly means to make the same expression a drug mule makes at the border to conceal the fact that he has a condom filled with three kilos of heroin in his anal cavity. because that's exactly what that look says to me: "i have a large quantity of something in my anal cavity".

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